Premier League • England
We’ve been nice to everyone about their best transfer decision of the year, so it’s time to get back on brand and have a pop at the mistakes. That’s better.
Sometimes it’s nice to be nice, isn’t it? So here’s a pat on the back for every Premier League club over the big decisions they’ve got right this year.
We’ve ranked every Premier League club by the number of England caps their players have earned. Manchester United have over 200 more than any other side…
We have completely subjectively picked the most overrated player from all 20 Premier League clubs. What a way to make yourself hated by every fan base, eh?
Further proof here, if it were needed, of the remarkable job being done by Unai Emery at Aston Villa. And more evidence how sh*t Chelsea have been for the last ...
More than 1600 international caps between this lot, with six centurions and others edging towards 100 featuring among a few big names and some other international stalwarts…
A single cap is enough to be one club’s leader for England caps, while five clubs, including half of the big six, have their own centurions. Man Utd have two ...
Lisandro Martinez is obviously too small to excel as a centre-half in the Premier League for Manchester United, while Richarlison is the Spurs king.
Injury crises, so hot right now. Injury crises. At least a quarter of the actual Premier League is in the grips of one, with Erik ten Hag navigating Manchester United’s ...
Spurs are the new plaything of Sky Sports and TNT Sport so they inevitably top the Premier League TV table, with Liverpool sixth only on goal difference.
Not one single Premier League manager has been sacked yet and it’s already November. What is going on? At least it means we only have 20 men to rank.
There is something undeniable about the form of Virgil van Dijk, Aston Villa at home and… Manchester United? And what a disappointment Roberto De Zerbi is…
Kieran Trippier had a miserable night at Bournemouth, Josko Gvardiol stumbled at Stamford Bridge, and Joao Palhinha had a stinker for Fulham at Aston Villa…
With the Premier League campaign now 12 matches deep, we have some big statistics for you to indulge in. We have the leaders across 17 metrics.
Alisson topped this list last season and has moved into fourth in 2023/24, with Andre Onana not far behind.
Liverpool and Tottenham might wince at the price being asked for one of their main defensive targets, while the Saudis will have to try a lot harder if they really ...
Goals are great, but what’s even better than actual goals? Expected goals. And, according to xG, Liverpool and Spurs are mid.
Erling Haaland might have scored 13 Premier League goals this season but xG calculates that he really should have scored 13 goals.
James Maddison remains the runaway creative leader but Man Utd are better represented than you might expect.
Here are the top 10 players owned by their xG through the opening weeks of the Premier League season. Marcus Rashford’s numbers are rotten.
Is anybody going to get sacked at all this season? The pressure has eased on many but Vincent Kompany and Eddie Howe are vulnerable.
Bruno Fernandes was the most creative Premier League player of 2022/23 but faces stiff competition from north London and one corner of Newcastle.
Generally speaking the nearer the team is to the top of this list the more fun they are to watch. Liverpool leading from Spurs offers reasonable support for that hypothesis…
Only one Premier League team is yet to drop any points after taking the lead this season. Tottenham have spaffed two leads in a week…
Dominic Solanke’s second-half brace earned Bournemouth a crucial win over a Newcastle side struggling with their domestic and European excursions…
Chelsea vs Man City is the match of the weekend and we are back taking on Robbie Savage in prediction all ten scorelines in the Premier League.
We looked at loan players who might deserve a recall. But you know what’s more fun? Looking at those that really don’t.
Even if they are talking again, Kylian Mbappe remains a problem for PSG with his contract due to expire in less than a year. Here are 19 other stars in ...
Obviously it’s far too early to be calling out Premier League mega-flops but along with the praise has to come the poo-flinging…
Some suggestions are slightly tongue in cheek, with Romelu Lukaku outscoring every Chelsea player. But Brighton and Fulham might consider their options.
There has been some goalkeeper-based silliness and a few transfer decisions have been made to look foolish, such as Manchester United signing Rasmus Hojlund.
Not surprisingly, the worst XI from the Premier League weekend is dominated by those who rolled over to have their bellies tickled by the champions, while Emi Martinez is humbled…
