Man Utd latest: Mason Greenwood has haircut and transfer ‘tactics’ revealed for striker
Mason Greenwood ‘overhauls his image’ by cutting his hair while an innovative tactic could see Man Ute raise their bid for Rasmus Hojlund.
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Man Utd shamed by Spurs if they pay £20m more for European champion over Championship player
Spurs have already embarrassed Man Utd by making ‘the signing of the summer’ in media-friendly James Maddison. Liverpool spent less on a World Cup winner.
Declan Rice: Inside the crowbarred Manchester United and Chelsea links to £100m Arsenal move
Declan Rice is pretty much an Arsenal player but what’s missing? A pointless comparison with Casemiro obviously…
Harry Kane and the Bayern Munich ‘dream’, Newcastle respond to Maddison move, and an Mbappe bidding war for Man Utd!
Some textbook Harry Kane nonsense today to make Mediawatch all nostalgic for the long hot summer of 2021, and LIVE Man Utd news of a Kylian Mbappe bidding war…
Arsenal have been ‘gazumped’ on Declan Rice by a pretty much identical, failed bid
Manchester City made a ‘huge’ bid for Declan Rice that was pretty much exactly the same as Arsenal’s bid. Gazumped, my arse.
Man Utd and Spurs to clear out TWENTY-THREE unwanted squad players in brutal fashion!
There’s nothing like a brutal squad clear-out and coincidentally, there’s nothing like a brutal squad clear-out at Tottenham and Man Utd.
Liverpool take £35m Caicedo shortcut to leave Manchester United even deeper in the transfer mud
Moises Caicedo is pretty good but Liverpool have found ‘the next’ version of the Manchester United target, who just so happens to be older and much cheaper.
Man Utd demand ‘strongly worded statement’ from Harry Kane as panic hits on June 22
The transfer window has been open a whole week and Man Utd have not made a signing yet! What can Harry Kane do now?
A massive 16-man Liverpool clearout, Southgate warns Saka, an Arsenal nightmare, and other things that aren’t actually real
The Mirror brings us news of 16 players leaving Liverpool and eventually gets round to telling us this happened in 2016. That kind of day for Mediawatch.
Manchester United U-turn on £100m move demanded after ‘defeatist’ transfer stance
Harry Kane scoring a goal set up by Luke Shaw and Marcus Rashford has somehow reignited talk of the Spurs striker joining ‘defeatist’ Manchester United.
What was clearly missing from Jack Grealish pile-on was Stan Collymore attack
Jack Grealish did nothing wrong but party with his teammates but Stan Collymore wants to give him a kicking. Of course he does.
Grealish blasted by Southgate and dropped for next England match? Well not exactly…
Gareth Southgate does not hand out public lashings and try as they might to twist his words, the papers can’t get his Jack Grealish ‘warning’ to stand up.
Liverpool have a ‘nightmare’ start and a ‘brutal’ middle as fixture lists released
Chelsea also have a ‘horror’ start while Liverpool’s real fixture ‘nightmare’ comes during the six-week Christmas holidays.
Rice drops Harry Kane Man Utd transfer reminder, Rashford breaks his silence, and a new low for the supercomputer
Declan Rice has been sending Harry Kane transfer reminders except not really, obviously, and the supercomputer is phoning it in.
Inside Manchester City’s celebrations: Lautaro Martinez gatecrashes as Grealish rejects sleep
Jack Grealish may never sleep again and everyone has the inside scoop on the Man City celebrations, which were apparently gatecrashed by Lautaro Martinez.
Man Utd need to ‘get cracking’ because the transfer window OPENS in two days
Manchester United really are dragging their heels; the transfer window opens in two days and they are being left behind by Liverpool.
The Liverpool transfer geniuses ‘noted’ Mac Allister World Cup, age, being good and price
Liverpool spotted that Alexis Mac Allister won a World Cup, is 24, was really good for somebody else (he’s just like Van Dijk!) and he was cheap.
Liverpool pay £35m for Alexis Mac Allister but it is still all about Jude Bellingham
We can surely all agree that Liverpool have got a bargain in Alexis Mac Allister without making it all about Jude Bellingham and an ‘eye-watering fee’ that simply isn’t…
Darwin Nunez ‘worth’ almost £100m as Man Utd finally move on from Solskjaer era
The ‘boffins’ claim that the transfer value of Darwin Nunez is almost £100m while Erik ten Hag finally moves out of the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer shadow.
Spurs face Postecoglou contract confusion; Liverpool encounter £60m Mac Allister mystery
One Liverpool reporter seems to know something about Alexis Mac Allister that no-one else does. And Ange Postecoglou is in at Spurs on some kind of contract
Reason behind Mac Allister rejecting Man Utd for Liverpool revealed – it’s not Klopp but Rashford
Alexis Mac Allister is joining Liverpool instead of Man Utd not due to the lure of working with Jurgen Klopp, but because Marcus Rashford wears the No. 10.
Man Utd receive £152m double striker transfer boost as Ten Hag genius comes to light
Erik ten Hag is the mastermind behind a Man Utd transfer boost, with Harry Kane pretty much through the door and Mason Mount failing to escape speculation.
Harry Kane ‘outlines hope for new career move’, the dignity of Jose Mourinho, and Klopp’s Dream Liverpool XI
The solution to the Harry Kane Situation is obvious; never mind Tottenham or Manchester United – he’s going to go and play NFL…
‘Anarchy’ as Harry Kane, Mason Greenwood and ‘casualty’ Joao Felix dominate back pages
No Premier League football so what’s on the back pages? Harry Kane non-exclusives, scaremongering and the Mason Greenwood blame game…
Mason Greenwood STAYS, Martin Odegaard SHOCK and more absolute nonsense
At Mediawatch, we read this sh*t so you don’t have to, with everybody happy to claim Mason Greenwood clicks and pretend there are SHOCKS elsewhere.
Chelsea ‘fans’ angry with Liverpool, Man Utd target but Lampard gives Blues ‘hope for future’
Frank Lampard has continued his career-long feud but still offered Chelsea predictable ‘hope for the future’, even if ‘fans’ are furious with one young star.
Man Utd: Erik ten Hag both ‘mischievous’ and ‘cryptic’ with eight words on Neymar
Congratulations to Erik ten Hag, for we have never seen such depths of emotion conveyed in just eight words about Neymar.
Neville invents holidays, Steve Cooper’s surprise next job and Gundogan transfer hints hiding everywhere
It’s a grumpy Mediawatch today, bravely battling a nasty cold to bring some absolute bullsh*t about Ilkay Gundogan to your attention.
Newcastle join Arsenal in CL ‘group of death’ amid talk of Willian return
Newcastle could get a ‘group of death’ or they could be facing Rangers. Either or. And Arsenal are being used for clicks. And not just by us.
‘Snide’ referee bias v Liverpool? Journalists should leave that nonsense to fans
Liverpool had a VAR decision go against them on Saturday so obviously PGMOL are biased against the referee-bothering Jurgen Klopp.
Man Utd plunged into ‘transfer chaos’ amid ‘bad management’ and surprise Pochettino return
There is ‘transfer chaos’ at Man Utd after an ‘oversight’ which they aren’t guilty of whatsoever, while Mauricio Pochettino is coming back to Old Trafford.
This means more clicks as Liverpool crowbarred into the Man City conversation
Man City should have allowed Bernardo Silva to leave for Barcelona even though they never made an offer. And Liverpool are crowbarred into the conversation.
Arsenal despair: Eight players leaving, Arteta future ‘thrown into question’ and a UCL Group of Death
Things just keep getting worse for second best team in the country Arsenal, who are hit with setback after non-existent setback in today’s Mediawatch.