The Premier League ‘big six’ head-to-head table of 2023-24: Chelsea strong…
Chelsea have turned up in the big games this season. Perhaps talk of their decline has been overstated?
We need to talk about Nicolas Jackson’s hat-trick of gloriously shameless goal celebrations
Jackson put in a disasterclass for the ages, but still treated us to three increasingly banter-fuelled celebrations. He’ll go far.
10 outrageous stats from Spurs 1-4 Chelsea, one of the craziest Premier League games ever
On Monday evening, Tottenham and Chelsea played one of the most chaotic Premier League matches you’ll ever see.
The 10 worst finishers across Europe’s major leagues in 2023-24: Rashford, Rodrygo, Aubameyang…
Some of the biggest names in football are among those struggling to convert chances in 2023-24 so far.
An XI of the best EFL wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Cresswell, Ramsay, Devine…
The Football League is the perfect place for top young English talent to develop their skills. There are some future superstars turning out in 2023-24.
11 ‘Twitter tactico’ phrases that turn our brains to mush: Field tilt, gamebreakers, pausa…
These self-appointed Guardiola’s spend their time analysing matches from their bedrooms and generally complicating the simplest sport out there.
Someone please check on Antonio Rudiger before he declares war on us all
Not to get too Peter Kay, but who remembers Florian Lejeune? He’s now receiving love bites from football’s weirdest defender.
17 unbelievable football moments this weekend that sent the internet crazy: Diaz, Kane, Kudus…
There were certainly fireworks on football pitches across the country to match the colourful explosions in the sky.
Liverpool’s next Brazilian dreamboat is the perfect blend of skill, Samba & sh*thouse
Come for the skill, stay for the improvised ruck during yesterday’s Copa Libertadores final. God, we love South American football.
We’re delighted to announce that Thomas Tuchel has lost his f*cking marbles
Tuchel used Bayern’s 4-0 win over Borussia Dortmund to take out some of his off-field enemies. Glorious stuff.
The 23-24 Premier League xG table: Newcastle flying, Man Utd struggling…
Can any clubs already feel lucky or hard done by in the 2023-24 Premier League campaign so far?
John Halls: From training with Henry & Bergkamp at Arsenal to the catwalks of Milan
John Halls also starred for Stoke and played in the Prem for Reading, but his real success came after football.
An XI of electrifying Brazilian wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Santos, Savio, Endrick…
Is there anything more exciting in football than a wonderkid from Brazil? No, there isn’t.
Harry Kane celebrated his first Der Klassiker by turning Dortmund into mannequins
Bayern scored twice in the opening 10 matches and reduced the famous Yellow Wall to tears. Probably.
The 13 players to win the Champions League & Copa Libertadores: Neymar, David Luiz…
Believe it or not, only 13 players have ever won the most prestigious cup competitions of South American and European club football.
10 of Michael Edwards’ best transfer deals as Liverpool sporting director
Edwards established himself as one of the best sporting directors in world football during his time at Anfield.
Where are they now? Liverpool’s first 13 signings of the Michael Edwards era
Edwards enjoyed a successful decade at Liverpool, with the side winning both the Premier League and the Champions League during his time at Anfield.
6 players to look out for in the Copa Libertadores final: Cavani, Barco, Andre…
Marcos Rojo is suspended, unfortunately. But there are plenty of other players worth looking out for. We’ve picked out six.
Real Madrid’s 21 wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Bellingham, Camavinga…
Madrid are more renowned for buying players than producing them, but the club have a significant amount of wonderkids on FM2024.
The 2023-24 Premier League injury table: Chelsea, Man Utd issues beginning to clear…
Injuries are the bane of every Premier League squad, especially as the nights draw in and the cold air snaps hammies.
An ode to Taribo West: CM legend & Thierry Henry’s ‘toughest opponent’
Any self-respecting CM 01/02 player reveres West – but he wasn’t only brilliant on a computer screen.
The 5 players with the most assists for Lionel Messi goals: Suarez, Xavi…
Luis Suarez is reportedly set to join Inter Miami for the 2024 MLS season. Messi is going to be absolutely delighted, judging by these numbers.
What Gary Neville, Roy Keane and 7 other ex-Man Utd players have said about Erik ten Hag’s future
“They are short in every aspect – technically, tactically and, worryingly, physically. United looked so off it.”
Jarell Quansah is redefining sexy defending & Liverpool couldn’t be more grateful
In 2023, the sexier a centre-back is, the better. And Liverpool have struck gold in that department with their latest youth star.
The most valuable player for every age between 16 & 40, according to Transfermarkt
From promising young ballers like Lamine Yamal to legends of the game like Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, some of those valuations are eye-watering but sufficient to indicate their immense ...
Newcastle United’s 7 wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Livramento, Hall…
Turning newly-minted Newcastle United into a European powerhouse is one of the game’s most interesting challenges.
Every Premier League club’s best and worst season: finishes, points, goals…
We’ve taken a look through every club in the league and been through their best and worst seasons in the competition. It makes for interesting reading.
7 brilliant managers that turned down Man Utd: Klopp, Guardiola, Wenger…
Manchester United are one of the biggest clubs in world football, but they don’t always get their way.
Harry Kane tells us his best ever team-mates & makes bold Harry Maguire claim
Kane spoke exclusively to Planet Football in his role as an owner and brand ambassador of Our Pure Planet.
Comparing Man Utd’s 2023-24 record under Ten Hag to the final days of Moyes, Mourinho & Solskjaer
This is beginning to feel awfully familiar. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Jose Mourinho were sacked before Christmas for these kind of results.
Real Madrid haven’t just signed a generational Brazilian, they’ve signed a scientific anomaly
Real Madrid aren’t quite so renowned for their talent factory academy like bitter rivals Barcelona, but who cares when you can simply sign all the best young talents before…
Tottenham’s 11 wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Udogie, Sarr, Moore…
It’s an exciting time to be a Spurs fan. Not only are Ange Postecoglou’s men top of the league but there are some talented prospects emerging.
Every player Cristiano Ronaldo has voted for in the Ballon d’Or and FIFA’s ‘The Best’ award: Messi, Xavi, Bale…
“If I could, I’d vote for myself,” Ronaldo once said. But who did he vote for instead?