Liverpool are still the bestest team ever because Man City and Chelsea are rubbish. But we start with the big clash between the Telegraph and Infantino.
Not only does Wataru Endo love his three times table, he also has a name that shares more than one letter with some other midfielders. Hilarious!
We’ve got another Boaty McBoatface on our hands after some cheeky online poll sabotage, but at least the Telegraph are respecting the outcome.
Should we have dedicated the whole of Mediawatch to John Aldridge being batty about Moises Caicedo? Well, if two papers give him columns then yes…
Some absolute bumfluff about Harry Kane comes first but one man has fallen hard for Sandro Tonali while Moises Caicedo fee is inflated…
Liverpool ‘out-negotiated and out-manoeuvred’ Chelsea by offering more money than even Brighton thought Moises Caicedo was worth…
Liverpool are receiving transfer blows all over the place but Romeo Lavia is bound to move because of what happened 19 years ago…
Chelsea and Barcelona have suffered a major blow after another team emerged as contenders to sign a player neither Chelsea nor Barcelona want to sign.
Forget Euro 2022 and the Finalissima: the proof that England’s ‘overhyped’ women have finally made it has come with a stunning hatchet job in the Daily Mail.
Arsenal obviously ‘celebrated like they had won the league’, while Ange Postecoglou IS the manager of Spurs so is preparing with a Spurs player in mind.
Mikel Arteta has no chance of delivering the Premier League title to Arsenal after one £12m transfer, while Andre Onana versus Harry Maguire rumbles on.
Man Utd could be in trouble if Lisandro Martinez or Raphael Varane get injured. But Erik ten Hag does have a ‘sensational’ Harry Maguire solution in mind.
Andre Onana has already created history at Man Utd, becoming the first goalkeeper to ever shout at a teammate for forcing them to make a save.
Fernandes has laid into Mount. And Maguire. And every other teammate. And himself. Along with Mbappe ‘ruining’ plans, it’s not a great time for Man Utd.
Things can change so quickly in pre-season. Man Utd beat Arsenal on Saturday not now they are having a ‘nightmare’ and Arsenal practically have the title in the bag.
Marcus Rashford has ‘warned’ Erik ten Hag as the Man Utd manager’s striker options continue to dwindle following a ‘shock’ pre-season friendly defeat.
Kylian Mbappe is the subject of a massive Saudi Arabia bid which is the subject of much hand-wringing despite it meaning basically nothing…
‘Why should footballers always have to be moral crusaders?’ asks a man who excuses the ‘kind, fair and polite’ Jordan Henderson but not the foreign.
There are two ways in which Liverpool could spend £80m on their midfield: hijack Chelsea’s Moises Caicedo move or get both Romeo Lavia and Cheick Doucoure.
Jordan Henderson is in a right muddle after being offered £700,000 a week and Harry Maguire is not gong to Chelsea but…
Manchester United have only £20m left to buy a striker and are going to spend £60m of that on Rasmus Hojlund while there’s bad news for Arsenal.
It seems Hannah Dingley might not even have applied for the Forest Green job but that doesn’t stop men like Luke Edwards and Gabby Agbonlahor.
Whichever way you look at that Sun back page featuring former Manchester United captain Harry Maguire, it is tremendously funny.
There is plenty of Declan Rice and Arsenal guff, but also a claim that Jordan Henderson moving to Saudi Arabia ‘is about more than just £700,000 a week’.
Would every Premier League player be ‘obtainable’ if Jordan Henderson goes to Saudi Arabia, or just the ones who are 33 and offered stupid money?
Manchester United, Manchester United and more Manchester United. Nobody else gets a look in this summer. Mediawatch is weary.
Brace yourself for a ‘shock’ Man Utd transfer as the Mail spy a potential new target and their lack of outgoing transfer activity is defended.
‘Hojlund scored nine goals for Atalanta in his 1,836 minutes on the pitch with a conversation rate of just 16.7 per cent’. Just?
After inventing release clauses, Liverpool have found another transfer ‘loophole’ to exploit in their hopes of signing a player pictured in a Reds shirt.
Forest Green Rovers have appointed *a woman* as caretaker manager after sacking Duncan Ferguson – and the ‘PR stunt’ rankles with one Newcastle reporter.
The answers to all these and more questions can be found in today’s Mediawatch. But first, Mason Greenwood. Sorry about that.
Jude Bellingham doesn’t even have a ‘secret weapon’ so it’s little wonder that Liverpool took the ‘decision’ not to pursue an unavailable player…
Mason Greenwood ‘overhauls his image’ by cutting his hair while an innovative tactic could see Man Ute raise their bid for Rasmus Hojlund.