7 American wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Tolkin, Reyna, Brady
Football Manager 2024 is finally out. And the United States has quietly become a factory for rising stars.
The remarkable Premier League table since Newcastle appointed Eddie Howe in November 2021
Considering the sh*tshow he inherited from Steve Bruce when he was appointed two years ago, this is a ridiculous points return.
Ranking every Premier League club by their wage bill in 2023-24: Arsenal above Chelsea…
Manchester United spend over 50 times more on wages than Luton Town.
Where are they now? The five Barcelona kids Ernesto Valverde tipped for stardom in 2019
During his final season in charge of Barcelona, former boss Ernesto Valverde tipped five kids from Barca’s famous La Masia academy for future success.
10 shocking stats behind Man Utd’s historically bad start to the 2023-24 season
Manchester United have lost nine of 17 matches so far. The last time that happened the club ended up relegated.
Gabriel Martinelli went full Dimitar Berbatov to break ankles in the Champions League and we’re in awe
A trick not for the faint-hearted, Dimitar Berbatov’s iconic spin from the touchline is a bonafide brain melter and ankle breaker, but takes supreme talent to master.
David Seaman: ‘I know players totally binned Eileen Drewery off but I’ve never known anything like it’
“I saw her twice, and all she did was put her hands on my shoulder. It was two sessions and I never had the operation and I played.”
Where are they now? The last Man Utd XI to be eliminated in the UCL group stages
Manchester United have a distinguished history in European competition, but their 3-2 defeat at Wolfsburg in December 2015 sent Louis van Gaal’s side tumbling out of the Champions League in ...
Send help – we’ve found ourselves agreeing with Richard Keys’ blog and we’re scared
If you’ve been a reader of the site in the past or, you know, you’re generally a sound individual, you’ll probably share our opinion that Richard Keys is a bit ...
7 transfer targets Man Utd missed out on in the summer & how they’ve fared this season
United may look back at the summer transfer window as a missed opportunity after Erik ten Hag’s side dodgy start to the 23-24 campaign.
The streets will never forget Adnan Januzaj’s debut season at Man Utd
David Moyes’ tenure at Manchester United isn’t remembered fondly, but Januzaj provided a rare spark.
9 Premier League footballers who peaked during lockdown: Lingard, Mount, Fernandes…
The ongoing COVID enquiry got us thinking back to the weirdness of lockdown football – which saw this lot turn in career-best performances.
13 of the greatest tifo displays in football from around the world: Dortmund, Milan, Copenhagen…
From weird and wonderful, to breathtaking and seriously intimidating, tifos are perhaps one of the most underrated elements of football fan culture.
England’s newest Champions League baller has already out-achieved us all at 17
What were doing at 17? We bet it wasn’t marking Marco Reus in a crunch Champions League match like Newcastle’s latest find.
Where are they now? Man City’s XI of future stars from the 2020 FA Youth Cup final
City beat perennial Youth Cup champions Chelsea 3-2 in an end-to-end final at St George’s Park.
Man City have produced another superstar striker – & he’s the son of a Liverpool legend
The 15-year-old son of a Premier League goal centurion scored for City in the UEFA Youth League today. Feel old yet?
5 of the most controversial decisions that went against Arsenal in the VAR era
Mikel Arteta’s Gunners have compiled a list of instances in which they’ve felt let down by the match officials, according to a new report.
Real Madrid’s Turkish delight is making defenders sick with his irresistible dribbling skills
A sweet tooth with a vicious streak, Guler has all the tools to become the perfect player for Los Blancos.
Where are they now? The last Man Utd XI to be eliminated in the UCL group stages
United fans will never forget the ‘Nick Powell game’ – but where are the XI from that infamous night in Germany now?
The Premier League ‘big six’ head-to-head table of 2023-24: Chelsea strong…
Chelsea have turned up in the big games this season. Perhaps talk of their decline has been overstated?
We need to talk about Nicolas Jackson’s hat-trick of gloriously shameless goal celebrations
Jackson put in a disasterclass for the ages, but still treated us to three increasingly banter-fuelled celebrations. He’ll go far.
10 outrageous stats from Spurs 1-4 Chelsea, one of the craziest Premier League games ever
On Monday evening, Tottenham and Chelsea played one of the most chaotic Premier League matches you’ll ever see.
The 10 worst finishers across Europe’s major leagues in 2023-24: Rashford, Rodrygo, Aubameyang…
Some of the biggest names in football are among those struggling to convert chances in 2023-24 so far.
An XI of the best EFL wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Cresswell, Ramsay, Devine…
The Football League is the perfect place for top young English talent to develop their skills. There are some future superstars turning out in 2023-24.
11 ‘Twitter tactico’ phrases that turn our brains to mush: Field tilt, gamebreakers, pausa…
These self-appointed Guardiola’s spend their time analysing matches from their bedrooms and generally complicating the simplest sport out there.
Someone please check on Antonio Rudiger before he declares war on us all
Not to get too Peter Kay, but who remembers Florian Lejeune? He’s now receiving love bites from football’s weirdest defender.
17 unbelievable football moments this weekend that sent the internet crazy: Diaz, Kane, Kudus…
There were certainly fireworks on football pitches across the country to match the colourful explosions in the sky.
Liverpool’s next Brazilian dreamboat is the perfect blend of skill, Samba & sh*thouse
Come for the skill, stay for the improvised ruck during yesterday’s Copa Libertadores final. God, we love South American football.
We’re delighted to announce that Thomas Tuchel has lost his f*cking marbles
Tuchel used Bayern’s 4-0 win over Borussia Dortmund to take out some of his off-field enemies. Glorious stuff.
The 23-24 Premier League xG table: Newcastle flying, Man Utd struggling…
Can any clubs already feel lucky or hard done by in the 2023-24 Premier League campaign so far?
John Halls: From training with Henry & Bergkamp at Arsenal to the catwalks of Milan
John Halls also starred for Stoke and played in the Prem for Reading, but his real success came after football.
An XI of electrifying Brazilian wonderkids on Football Manager 2024: Santos, Savio, Endrick…
Is there anything more exciting in football than a wonderkid from Brazil? No, there isn’t.
Harry Kane celebrated his first Der Klassiker by turning Dortmund into mannequins
Bayern scored twice in the opening 10 matches and reduced the famous Yellow Wall to tears. Probably.